SO I've compiled some snippets from my facebook and decided to post them here, joy of Christmas etc.

Leaving my Uncle's house, we passed through a veritable grove of orange trees.
Mom: Oh we should have asked for some oranges.
Dad: *stops the car* Get out and pick some.
Mom: You're joking.
He was not, and so me and my mother jumped out and merrily pilfered a selection of oranges.
Dad: Just think, we could have brought a five-gallon bucket and raped his trees.
Me:... and to all, a good night.

*Merry Christmas Baby is playing*
Me: I didn't know Christina Aguilera was on this CD.
Mom: That's Christina Aguilera? She sounds black.
Me: RACIST MOTHER. I'm facebooking this.
Mom: What? No, you do not need to facebook every little thing I say to you!
Me: I could get my own show! S#!t my mom says! You'll be played by William Shatner!
Mom: But I - wait, WHY William Shatner?!

Melissa: *looking at my rings on the counter* Wow, how many rings were you wearing?
Me: Uh... three... can you not count?
Melissa: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.

I got a veritable boatload of books and gift cards so I'm more or less happy as a clam, and even happier now that I know I don't have jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 so I can celebrate my 21st with a reckless abandon and even more reckless liver disaster~~~

And speaking of birthdays, I still owe *Spirit-the-Titan the next chapter of All The Young Dudes. XD;; which I will continue working on tomorrow, with such a haste.